Nope.

Huh.

I called today to schedule my surgery. It’s next week, Thursday to be exact: 28 June.

I’ve never had abdominal surgery, so I’ll admit that I am most-likely understandably concerned and perhaps even a little nervous. Just so you know, too, Googling “laparoscopy+dead” is bad. Nearly as bad as “dog+wart,” honestly.

Meadow hasn’t had the baby yet, either, so I don’t even have a sweet-smelling distraction to snuggle, and you know, distract me.

My mother arrives next Wednesday morning. As in, a week from tomorrow. I need to unpack. And I don’t know, scrub the baseboards or something. We won’t even acknowledge the fact that my mother is setting foot in Utah.

Me: So yeah, she’s coming and you know what that means …
Teya age 9: No, Ash, what does it mean?
Me: It means Jesus is coming back soon, that’s what it means. You better repent.

Posted 19 June 2007 in Family, Health, Random.

2 comments:

  1. Emily:

    LOL. but yay for that. that makes me really happy.

  2. Ken:

    Me: So yeah, she’s coming and you know what that means …
    Teya age 9: No, Ash, what does it mean?
    Me: It means Jesus is coming back soon, that’s what it means. You better repent.

    ROTFL - Priceless

    One of my favorites though (and I guess you might have had to explain it) is: “It means that the temperature in the place of eternal punishment is going to drop down below 32 degrees for an extended period of tme.” :-)

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