Bang me up, Scotty.

So, well, um, I got bangs yesterday. Banged up, if you will. All other manner of inappropriate banging jokes. Bang bang, all hope of my continuing to do my hair without professional intervention is dead. Etc.

It all started with this photo of my flickr contact, Nicole. As you can see in the resultant comments, I began to lust after her bangs. And, since I am a glutton (ha! a theme! deadly! sins!) for follicular punishment, yesterday, this happened:

Why yes.

I heartblahblahblah ATL

I can smile, too.

My current haircolor, the one I most frequently attempt to achieve, is not objectively represented in any of those hastily-taken LG Chocolate cameraphone photos. It is, quite literally, a mixture of Dark Auburn & Light Auburn, in that I took two $2.99 boxes and applied the contents thereof to one head. I AM A SORCERESS.

I have some photos on my real, live camera from last night when I gathered all the babies around me and made them act like they love me again. But, well, I don’t know where my card reader is and there is an awful lot of stuff upstairs and um, there’s a taco salad in front of me, and … I guess what I’m saying is I have to have priorities in life.

Posted 16 September 2008 in Ashley, Photos.

9 comments:

  1. summer:

    Remember when I told you that you’re cute? Please remember it now.

    16 September 2008 at 11:52
  2. john powell:

    wowee zowee a sorceress with +15 to hair coloring skills I should add. My lady you are magical.

    16 September 2008 at 13:30
  3. Mary Lynn:

    Um
    You are only the cutest in the entire world!
    Seriously.
    “And here we have Mary Lynn, looking VERY jealous of Ashley’s AMAZING bangs..”

    True story.

    16 September 2008 at 21:48
  4. roland hulme:

    Your hair looks AWESOME.

    17 September 2008 at 14:40
  5. Ashley:

    marry me, all of you. thank you.

    17 September 2008 at 18:53
  6. Meadow:

    I thought you and I were getting married. I’m crushed!

    17 September 2008 at 22:16
  7. Emily:

    you’re one of the girls with the pretty hair! oh my word!

    18 September 2008 at 19:12
  8. Ken:

    Wow.

    OK, first: If I’ve said in once, I’ve said it a thousand times, you are the most photogenic person I know. This little beauty comes in a close second, and technically since I haven’t met her she doesn’t fall into the category of “person I know”.

    Secondly: Wow. I am loving the long hair on you. (I think I told you that about 10 years ago, didn’t I?) No more short or permed do’s for you. The length, the color, and the cut are perfect for you. Wow again….

    19 September 2008 at 6:24
  9. Anth:

    You look smokin’! Love the bangs.

    28 September 2008 at 21:51

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