This is one of the first emails William ever sent me, and the very first time he ever busted out the Curlz MT. Now he only saves it for special occasions. Like when he offers to drive me off a mother-effing cliff.

Thanks, William & Deena. I’ve never actually heard that one before.

This is what William does very best. A lot. At work.

Well, only when he’s not making racist or otherwise-very-funnily-inappropriate jokes or being in a non-relationship with me, that is.