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“Vote freely … but vote right.”

… or left, as it were.

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I was at Obama headquarters this afternoon (yes, Utah has one—SHOCKAH, SUCKAH!), picking up my t-shirt. My checks have Star of Davids on them (my hilarity is sometimes beyond my own control) and when I handed over my sad sum of a donation to the volunteer, her face lit up and she leaned in closely and whispered, “Boy do I have a SURPRISE for YOU!”

She opened the secret drawer in the desk and found a secret hidden-away lockbox, from which she pulled … THIS beauty:

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Too bad I didn’t make it to Hebrew school, but I’d think it safe to say I’m a “Jews for Barry” billboard as of Wednesday.

Edit: My non-resident Hebrew adviser, Lauren, says the one on the right says “Barack Obama.” Well amen to that, suckahs.

Now I just need one for my forehead that says “The Baptist side of my family does not approve of any of what appears below my neck. At all. Ever.”

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Vote early. Vote left. Vote your mama, Obama. Or deal with this:

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The monkey.

I watched Owen on Wednesday for five whole hours, spending alone time with him for the first time in six months and four days.

This is the way he looked when I left:

The Owester.

The night before I went away, I came next door and he ran between us as his parents and I sat in a circle on the kitchen floor and he took turns giving us so many hugs and kisses. He was 16 months and two days old and he’d been a screaming banshee for months, and though it was difficult, I’d watched him several times a week, and I’d hugged him and kissed him and held him tightly until we both fell asleep on the Lovesac in the corner of the basement.

I went over Sunday morning to visit with his parents and with him for the first time since I’ve been back. I played on the floor with him and his cars and his trucks and before I left, I asked for hugs and kisses and in his sweet voice he found in the past six months, he said, “Yeah,” and, “Ta da!” and hugged me tightly and kissed me smack dab on the lips. Mama and Papa said he’d never do that to a stranger and that he must, must, must remember me. Maybe.

Wednesday morning I was nervous how he’d be when he woke up and found me instead of Mama, who’d gone to work. I asked for a hug and a kiss and he said, “Yeah.” I talked about all the fun we’d have and he said, “Yeah.” He refused everything but an entire avacodo for breakfast, which has not changed since he started solids, and then drew me 23-month-old pictures in my Moleskine at the kitchen table. We read ten books and he read them himself while I makeupped myself. We reviewed animal sounds.

I taught him a simple made-up sign for “Ash” and after the third try, he had it memorized and on “command,” he’ll do it with pleasure and follow up with a loud, “TA DA!” and high-fives all ’round.

This is him Wednesday morning, laughing and saying, “Yeah,” and, “No Ash go ‘bye-bye,’” and telling me the other babysitter shouldn’t come and, “TA DA!”

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I think it’s safe to say he’s a magical homeboy.

My snow, continued.

Then this morning, Utah woke up, decided to give me a big fat kiss right back on the lips and said, “Ashley, I love you just the way you are

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… except for all that crap you really should get around to changing.”